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BREAKING NEWS: f ish ie ><> :) || WORD OF THE DAY: thalassic (adj.) relating to the sea. || TRUTH'S FACT OF THE DAY: he sees you =) || TODAY'S STORY: Zachary wanted for stealing $5M from Kush. Zachary is still at large. (or at small)
This is Pantsy the Pants Man.
He is a pair of Pants.
You cannot wear him.
That would be weird.